Nadia : AUDITORIUM SST9

9 Jul

Job Application

Prince Charming is described in the Urban Dictionary as

“the night in shining armour that will whisk me away one day”

it goes on to say in Italics

My Boo Boo

20 words which relate to Prince Charming are

love , perfect, sexy, amazing , beautiful , funny , hot , husband, Snow White

 

 

So whilst on the hunt for a “Prince Charming” I received this message

Hey You…and how are you this sleepy afternoon? So…after rigorously brief overview of your profile. I wanted to let you know I have already married you and sadly gone through a tragic breakup with you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful memories …you will always have a special place in my heart (winking face) haha

your ex -hubby

James

p.s you can keep the country house as long as I can have the dog and my cds back.

I showed it to the girls and they sighed

“Oh my God babeeeee he seems really down to earth and does not take himself seriously reply reply”

Bing Bing

another message

Hey! Hope your well. You seem an interesting person but I’d really like to know do you prefer astronauts or cowboys

Neither I want an acrobat who performs on a tightrope or a slack rope an athlete who performs acts requiring skills and agility and coordination.

A sport an active diversion requiring physical exertion and competition.

That is what I want can you offer that to me?

Or how about I go into further detail ?

There are four different types of tightrope performers .

One

Tight wire which requires someone who can control their balance between two points

Two

High wire which requires someone performing at a great height using great strength and coordination.

Three

Skywalk which is a form of high wire which is done at a great height but outdoors

and Lastly

Slack wire  which it is type of wire or rope walking where the support is flexible or slack.

Can you offer me that ?

Do you have anyone with these requirements?

CV

Name: Prince Charming

Address: 64 Mansfield Road , Sherwood Nottingham NG5 ST9

Email: princecharming@royalpalace.co.uk

Education: Nottingham University in Tightrope and Carnival Performance , First Class Honours

Personal Statement:

I am a performer specialising in Tight wire, I am hard working, enthusiastic and eager to learn. I have work experience in walking on rope, experiencing being at a great height and being charming.

princecharming@royalpalace.co.uk

Dear Mr Prince Charming

Thank you for your CV for the position of Tightwire. I am emailing you to offer you an Interview for Friday the 10th July 4.00pm

Let me know if you can make this.

Snow White

Dear Snow White

Thank you for offering me an interview. Yes I can make this date and time.

I will look forward to meeting you.

Prince Charming

Prince Charming is described in the Urban Dictionary as

“the night in shining armour that will whisk me away one day”

and tight wire is stated in Wikipedia to be defined as

someone who can control their balance between two points. A person can either do this using props or your hands aka freehand. To enable a tight wire performer to keep their balance according to Wikipedia the performer needs to keep centre of the wire but above their support point.

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